elvis mcgonagall
> That Government Healthcare Policy In Full
> Carry On Up The Brexit
> Euro 2016 Haiku
> Narcissus In Bicycle Clips
> Cold Comfort
> Greece Is The Word
> Stop Yer Swithering Jock!
> Purbeck – The Enduring Isle
> Making Plans With Nigel
> No Regrets
> 53 Quid A Week
> A Bed At The Ritz
> Breaking News In Dorset Haiku
> If
> I Wanna Do The Continental
> The Queen's Speech
> An Analysis....
> You Can Call Me Dave
> Uisge Gu Leoir
> Let Them Eat Flake
> The Inexorable March of Western Cultural Hegemony
> Justice
>

The Long, Long, Long Goodbye

> This Land’s Not Your Land
> Turkey Shoot
>

A Game Of Two Halves

> Portrait Of The Hunger Artist
> Caveat Compotor
> Beale Haiku
> Bible Bashing
>

Pride & Prejudice
by Jane Austen-Powers (listen)

>

Christmas in the Country no. 1 (listen)

> I'm A Believer (listen)
> You Can Call Me Dave (listen)
> Jamie Oliver Twist (listen)

ELVIS MCGONAGALL
one man & his doggerel

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The first poem ever performed in public by Elvis. They'll have to drag Mr Beale screaming from Elstree to get rid of him.

 

Valedictory Haiku
Written In Anticipation
Of Ian Beale's Eventual Departure,
Please God,
From EastEnders
< back

 

Walford's codfather
Is swimming with the fishes
Goodbye, Mr. Chips

copyright elvis mcgonagall, 2003

 

 

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